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S is for Sissy

What could be worse than to have a little boy become a sissy? These films try to "de-sissify" behavior considered that of a sissy - being clean, having good manners, etc. Films include -
Soapy the Germ Fighter, Johnny Learns About Manners, Fears of Children and more! Bring some friends! Door prizes!
Suggested donation $5 - all proceeds from this show will go towards helping former A/V Geek helper and all-around nice guy Cy Rawls with his mounting medical expenses.
7:30PM, Sunday, July 27th Tir Na Nog, 218 S. Blount St. Raleigh, NC 27601
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7th Voyage of Sinbad (1958)

Special effects Ray Harryhausen's Technicolor vision of the classic Sinbad tale shown in glorious Dynarama! This film has everything - an evil sorceror, a cyclop, a giant Roc bird, magic lamps, sword-wielding skeleton, etc. Show up early to get a good seat and see a film from the A/V Geeks archive. Stay after to play movie trivia for nifty prizes.
FREE!
7pm, Friday, August 1st, NC Museum of Natural Sciences 11 W. Jones St., Raleigh, NC
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Films from the Archive
The Shoplifter (1964) Highway Safety Films
Shows in detail techniques used by amateur and professional shoplifters and explains how alert employees can prevent thefts. While this film was made for retail employees, the film really is a how-to for potential shoplifters. The biggest hauls are made by women who can carry up to 25 pounds of meat, cigarettes, typewriters or shoe polishers under their dresses. If you are a store owner, its hard not to watch this without assuming that everyone is your store to steal from you...
This film is available on How To... How To DVD 
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Quality of the Meat You Buy (ca. 1971)Kinescope. Presents a U. S. Department of Agriculture's consumer meat specialist who gives valuable tips on buying and preparing meat by using the USDA grades of quality.
Carnivorous Plants (1955)
On the surface, this film may seem like an average biology film, but like most of films from the Moody Institute of Science, there is an ulterior motive. The film's host Irwin Moon had an interest in science as a child and later incorporated that interest into his life as a pastor. He would tour the country giving his "Sermons of Science" where the marvels of science provide the visible evidence of a Divine plan of creation. His work with GIs during World War II showed him the impact that training films had on the troops. Moon partnered with the Moody Bible Institute to form the Moody Institute of Science - a company that made basic science films with a religious hook at the end. While revealing the complexity of nature, their films would end with Moon saying that this complexity was part of God's plan rather than evolution. Moody Institute of Science films were marketed to churches and also to public schools where today even the mention of the word "God" sparks a conflagration of protests and court cases.
This film is available on the Educational Archives: Religion DVD 
Santa and the Fairy Snow Queen (1951)
Proof that Sid Davis - known for his cautionary tales - really was the king of children's nightmares. Dreadful singing and acting.
This film is available on the An A/V Geeks Christmas DVD-R 
Complete list of AV Geeks films online
Newsy bits
Charles "Shake Hands With Danger" Oldfather in "The Day After"
Singer/narrator of very popular Centron/Caterpillar safety film Shake Hands With Danger makes a brief appearance in the ABC film "The Day After".
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Tim and Eric's tribute to "Crash Bang Boom!"
I'm told by an insider at Adult Swim's
Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! that the following clip ("What Do You Call That?" is a tribute to "Crash! Bang! Boom!" (seen below):
Great Job!
An educational film featuring a chorus of voices introducing 11 percussion instruments including a groovy rock band. Very catchy/annoying film.
This film is available on the A/V Geeks Greatest Hits DVD-R 
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New Stuff For Sale
Testy, Testy

A DVD for a test-obsessed nation including films meant for specific niche groups - TV engineers. Films include:
You Bet Your Life, The Handtrap Test, SMPTE Color Tv Test Film #2, Your Study Skills - Taking Tests, Giving The Rorschach Test - Klopfer Method, the classic,
Comparative Tests on a Human and a Chimpanzee Infant of Approximately the Same Age
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How To.. How To..

In order to keep up their status as an edu-info- tain-gency, the A/V Geeks present an evening of films that show you how to do things. For example,
How To Build an Igloo teaches us step-by-step how to build a shelter in the ice. With
How to Get Cooperation we learn the fine art of twisting classmates' arms to cooperate. And
The Shoplifter accidentally teaches you some nifty shoplifting tricks (circa 1964).
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P is for Peace Officer
Training films made for one of the most stressful and dangerous jobs in a democracy - being a police officer. Films include:
Disturbance Calls, Failure to Protect, Shotgun – Second Weapon and more!
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C is for Circus

The A/V Geeks work through their fear of clowns and circus peanuts by putting together some of their best films about circuses onto one DVD. Films include:
Here Comes The Circus, Let's Go To The Circus, Circus Day In Our Town, A Circus Wakes Up, Circus Animals (excerpt), Circus Day (Revised) and more!
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Daddy's Day

The A/V Geeks pull from their vast archive of educational films to bring you a tribute to Dad—the man who provided the sperm, brought home the bacon and put up with your repeated rebellious attempts. Films include:
I Just Don't Dig Him, Fears of Children, Schoolboy Father (an Afterschool Special featuring Rob Lowe, Dana Plato and Nancy McKeon) and more!
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I Am Joe's...

Based on Reader's Digest articles, these films examine the main character's different body parts. This DVD-R features films about his stomach, eye, spine and lung.
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Twenty-First Century

In the late 1960s, Walter Cronkite hosted this followup series to the popular "Twentieth Century," looking to science and how it would impact our lives in the next century. Films include:
Can You Live To Be 100?, Mystery of Life, Deep Frontier and
Surviving In Space.
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Rats Rats Rats

Films about rats and humans and how we really aren't that different after all. Films include
Fourteen Rats And A Rat Catcher, Rats, Let's Have a Party, How Rodney the River Rat Made Money Grow and more.
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From the Catalog...
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An AV Geeks Christmas
The AV Geeks try to get into the holiday spirit and program about bunch of films about Santa Claus. Films include - the inane Santa Claus Story, the baffling Santa Claus Suit, the violent Santa Claus' Punch and Judy and more!

Cartoon Propaganda
Animation with an agenda. Films include: Cautious Twins, Two Hundred, How Animators See Us: Foibles, Three Faces of Stanley, Winged Scourge, Story of Menstruation, About Conception and Contraception, Clutch Cargo short.

Triggerama!
Short vignette films designed to provoke discussion with groups of kids, drivers and cops. Films include - Shoot/Don't Shoot, Working With Older People, Behind the Wheel, What If?, The Grapevine, Library Science Trigger Films and more.

TOYS!
Here are some films
about toys and the morality tales associated with them. Includes: Toys, Steadfast
Tin Soldier, Buy And Buy, Santa's Toys, lots of 80s toy commercials and
more!
